> > --==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- > as you've NEVER seen them before! > > ________________________ > (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * > (oo) ( November 1989 Version! ) > /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION * > / | || > * ||----|| Edited by Eric W. Tilenius > ^^ ^^ Please send your submissions to: > Cow ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET > > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - > > (__) (__) (__) (__) > (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) > /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ > / | || / | || / | || / | || > * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type > with milk after milking cow with milk > > (___) (___) * (___) (___) > (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) > /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / > / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O > * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ > Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull > seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull > > > > (__) (__) (__) (__) > (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) > /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || > * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ > Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble > on grass on cow > > (__) (__) * (__) * (__) > (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) > /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ > * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || > ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| > ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ > Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit > a shit shit kicked out of her > > > (__) > (oo) U > /-------\/ /---V > / | || * |--| . > * ||----|| > ^^ ^^ > > Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. > > > > (__) )__( vv vv > (oo) (oo) ||----|| * > /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / > / | || / | || /\-------/ > * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) > ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) > > American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow > > > > (__) (__) (__) > (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) > /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ > / | || / | || /| || > * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > > Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow > start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" > > > (__) (__) (__) > (OO) (@@) (xx) > /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ > / | || / | || / | || > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > > Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash > psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms > > > /\ __ > / \ || > (__) (__) \ / (_||_) > SooS (oo) \/ (oo) > /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ > / | || / | || / S / | || > * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's > to George Washington this cow cow > > > (__) > * (__) (oo) > \ (oo) /------\/ > \-------\/ /| |/ | > | ==$ || / | [) || > ||----|| * ||----|| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to > to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday > > > (___) (__) (__) > ( O ) (oo) (oo) > /-------\ / \/--------\/ > / | ||V | | > * ||----|| ||------|| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with > the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle > > > (__) (__) > [##] (@o) > /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) > / | || / | || / | || (oo) > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ > This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to > to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman > > > (____) (____) (____) > (oo ) (o o) ( O O) > /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / > / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ > / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| > * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| > /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ > This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether > to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four > legs or eight > > > O__O \_|_/ > (oo) (oo) > /-------\/ /-------\/ > / | || / | || > * ||----|| * ||----|| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty > > > > (__) (__) > ^^ (oo) (--) > ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ > ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ > ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ > ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ > Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale > (What a bod, huh guys?) > > > )\ (__) > / \ (oo) > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Cow swimming at Amityville > (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) > > > * (__) > \ (DD) > \ /-------\/ > |\ / | ||_\_/ > \ | \ (__) * ||----| > \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ > \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at > ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale > \\ || > \\|| > \|| > ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / > \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / > \_ / / / / / _______ / / > Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / > / / / (__)| / / > / / / (oo)| / / > ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | > ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| > @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| > @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ > /--UU--\/ (____________) > / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather > * ||---|| > > (New) Jersey Cow > > > O O O O > \ \ / / > \ \ (__) / > (__) \ \ (xx)/ > (DD) \ +--------+\// > /-------\/ \| | / > / | || +--------+ > * ||----|| > ^^ ^^ > Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" > at Gillies in Texas > > > o o > |__| (__) (__) > (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo > /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ > / | || / | || / | || > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains > male relative cow cow cow > cow > x > xxxx|xxxx > xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx > | > // > (__) // (__) (__) > (oo)// (oo)===(oo) > /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ > / | |// / | || || | \ > * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows > > > o o (__) ^ > \ / (oo) / > \ / _____\/___/ > (__) \__/ / /\ / / > (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / > /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ > / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ > * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ > ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / > ^^ ^^ ^ ^ > > Mathematical Television This cow does Disco > Cow Cow (That's what comes of > (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) > cow-culus) Ray Tube) > > o > | [---] > | | > | | |------========| > /----|---|\ | **** |=======| > /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| > | | ___| |==============| > | | ___ {(__)} |==============| > \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| > \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | > ----------------- / | NASA |==== | > | | * ||------||-----^ > ----------------- || | | > / / \ \ ^^ ^ | > / ---- \ > ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon > > > (__) > ([][]) "I have this recurring dream > __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) > /\ \__ ^ :..("") > /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // > /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // > \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // > /====== \/ =======/==============// > *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ > / \ ^ // \\ > > Psycowlogist and patient > > > (___) > \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) > \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / > *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ > ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ > ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] > \______/ \_____\\// > \__/ > It's a bird... //\\ The Boss > It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) > // // > ^^ ^^ > > > ================== > _____________________________ H H > | |-------------| H (__) H > | | ________ | H (oo) H __ > | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ > | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | > | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / > | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || > | | ^ | H H || > | | ] | H H || > | | | H H || > |_____________|_____________| H H || > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ > Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard > > > ( ( ) > ( ( ) ) > ( ( ) > ( / ) > ( ( \\ ) > ( | // ) > | | (__) > | | (oo) (__) > | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ > | | || ( _)_______(__) ) > **| | ---|| \ __________/ > ``'---------^^ > Cow Hide Cow Pie > > > \ | / ___________ > ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ > | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | > | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | > | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | > | | | | | #_// | | | | | | > | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | > | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | > | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | > | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | > ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | > | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | > `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | > || |`. (__) (__) ( ) > (oo) (oo) /---V > /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | > / | || ||_______| \ > * ||W---|| || || * > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > > "Cow Town" > > > \ (__) (__) > \\(oo) (\/) > /-----\\\/ /-------\/ > / | (##) / | || > * ||----||" * ||----|| > ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ > This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing > > > (__) (__) (__) > (\/) ($$) (**) > /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ > / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > > Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love > > > (__) (__) > (oo) (oo) > /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ > / |'''''|| / | || > * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow > * > ** ** > * ** * * * ** > * / / \ * * > \ \ / \ / / (__) > * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) > / (00) / / / | |( ) > \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() > / / | || / / || || > \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ > / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles > Cow in Heat > > > (___) > (o o) > /------\ / (__) (__) > / ____O (oo) (oo) > | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ > /\oo===| / || / | || > | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO > * ^^ ^^ ^^ > Cowt in the Act low rider cow > > > (__) \__\ (__) > (oo) o (oo) (oo) > /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ > / | || / | || ||______|| > * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| > OO OO OO OO OO OO > Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow > > > (__) (__) \_||_~ > (oo) (oo) (*||*) > /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ > / | || / || / | || > * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| > OO OO OO OO OO }{ > li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow > > > ____ > (____) > .xxxx. > (__) '(oo)` > (oo) /-----'-\/ ` > /-------\/ / | |============> > / | || * ||----| (~) > * ||----|| ~~ ~ > ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi > holy cow armed and dangerous > > > (___) (___) > (o o) (o o) > /-------\ / /-------\ / > / | ||O / | O~ ||O > * ||,---|| * ||,---|| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull > > > (---) > ( ) > /-----\ (___) > | | (o o) > | | | (-----) \ / > | | | / / \ O > | * | * | O | > ^^ ^^ ----- > Coward Phone Bull > > > __________________________ > }__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \ > (00) ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU ) > :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/' > : # ## > ##****## > "" "" > > > | | | | * > | | (__) | | \ (__) > | | (oo) | | \ (oo) > | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- > | | / | || | | ----| |--- > | | * ||----|| | | -------- > | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ > | _________________ | _________________ > | / | / > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > / \ / \ > > Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. > > > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | \_________________ > | _________________ > | / > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | (__) > | | *---------(..) > / \ ^^----^^\/ > > Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt. > > > . /\ . . : (__) > . / \ . . : (xx) > / \ . . * : __------\/ > / \ * : * ||____|| > | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ > . /| (oo) |\ ** : > / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger > . / |=|==|=| \ . * : > . / | | | | \ . : > / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) > |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) > . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ > . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || > !!! !!! : ||----|| > : ^^ ^^ > The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow > > > ...---... > ../ / | \ \.. > ./ / / | \ \ \. > / / / | \ \ \ > / / / | \ \ \ > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | /(__) > \|/ (oo) > /---++--\/ > / | || || > * ||-++-|| > ^^ ^^ > > Cow surviving attack by Red Baron > > > ..---.. (__) > / \ (oo) > | RIP | /-------\/ > | | / | || > | | * ||----|| > | | ^^ ^^ > | | > \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// > > Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? > > > (__) > (oo) > /---+ +--\/ > / | | | || > * ||-+ +-|| > ^^ ^^ * > > David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow > > > > (__) > (oo) > /-------\/ > / | || > * ||----|| > ^^ ^^ > (__) (__) > (oo) (oo) > /-------\/ \/-------\ > / | || -^^- || | \ > * ||---- -^^- || * > ^^ ^^ > (__) (__) > (oo) (oo) > /-------\/ \/-------\ > / | || || | \ > * ||----|| ||----|| * > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > Barnum's Troupe of performing cows > > > > (__) _--------_ > (oo) |__________| BIG > /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC > / | 007 || __________ > * ||----|| |_ _| > ^^ ^^ -------- > Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow > > > (__) > (oo) > /'^^^-m > (__) / '' ` ) > (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| > / \/ / / _ / | | | | > / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| > ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || > * ^ ^ * ww ww > > Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula > > > ____ ____ |+++++| > |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| > |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| > |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ > | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| > - - -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- > o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ > | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! > |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ > -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * > \ | __________________________________/ > | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / > / /\ \ \___/ \___/ > / / \ \ > ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? > > > (__) (__) (__) (----------) > (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) > /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) > /| || /| || /| || > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| > > Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter > > > * (__) (__) (__) (__) > \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) > \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ > /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ > //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ > ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ > Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking > > > (__) > (oo) (__) o * (__) > \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) > ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ > ---/ --** / | / | | > *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| > //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > //__ Cow Cow pooing > Cow marching standing > > > Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! > (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ > ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ > /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// > > ______ > (__) | | (__) > (oo) | | ($$) > ----\/ /-----~~~~~~ /-------\/ > || / | || / | IRS || > ---|| * ||----|| * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Acowntant > > > (___) (___) (___) > (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) > \ / \ / \ / > __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ > /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: > \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ > > Cowed Forces > \ _ / > - ( ) - /\ > / " \ /| | (__) > (__) / | | (oo)\ > ________(oo) /____| | \/| \ > /| \/ / \/ | \ > / |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \ > * || || |__________| ||| ____\---* > ~~ ~~ > Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice > > > ) ( _ > (____) / \ (__) ==========I > / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I > (-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I > ( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I > /------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I > / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I > * ||----|| ~~ ~~ > ~~ ~~ > Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo > > ______________________ _______________________ > | | | | > | (__) | | (__) | > | (oo) | | (oo) | > | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----| > | / | || | | || / | | > | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--| > | ~~ ~~ | | ~~ ~~ | > |--------------------| |---------------------| > Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 > > (__) (__) > (oo) (oo) > ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __ > /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/| > |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_|| > |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|~~ ~/|___|| > |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/ > > Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989 > > > ______________(__)_________________ (__) > /_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo) > | \/ || \/ > _|_ _|| || > /__/_______________________________/__/| || > ( ) ( )| || > | |________________________________| | | || > \_____________________________________/] /------- / > [] [] [] / | || > * ||----|| > COW-CH ~~ ~~ > Cowraffe > > * * > \ / > \ / > /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ \/ > / (__) \ +----------+ > | (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~\ | | | > |~~~| \/. \\ // \_* |~~~| | | > | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | | > | |-----//---------||----| | | | > | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+ > ~||~ ~||~ || || > > "COWCH POTATO" > +------------+ + > | B A T E S | (__) o > | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /| > - - ---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / | > |\ \ W------ | | ( ) v > | ---------- *---- ====; ( ) > | | (__) | \ / ( ) > \ | (oo) | \ | ( ) > \ | \/ | \+ | ( ) > ---------- + ( ) > Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | | > o o > Psycho Cow (with knife) > (__) > (oo) ------------------------- _______________________ > /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ~ ~ /| > / | || ------------------------- | \ ~ ~ ~ / | > * ||----|| |(_\ ~ COW-PIE ~ /_)| > ~~ ~~ |(oo\ ~ /oo)| > The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ~ ~ / \/ | > |(__) \ / (__)| > \ / \(oo)(_\ ~ ~ /_)(oo)| > \_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \// > /\___________/\ \ \/ \ ~ / \/ / > Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) / > trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \~/ (oo)/ > / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\// > ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) / > \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ / > \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) / > \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/ > \ \/_________\/ / \ \// > \/___________\/ \:/ > / \ > / \ > > (__) (__) (______) (__) > (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo) > /--------\/ /~~~~~~~\/ /-----\ / /-------\/ > ./ | | ./ {~)))))_} / | |\/ / | || > |--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)|| > | | | | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > ~~ ~~ > cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's > loss program the program Cow Cow > > > (___) > ( OO > ______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______ > | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | > | |____| |____| | | |__\/_| | > | | | | > | | (__) | | > | __________ | (oo) | __________ | > | | | | \/-------\ | | | | > | | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | | > | | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | | > | | (oo) | | (oo) | | > | \___\/___/ \___\/___/ | > | | > | | > ( ______ ) > ( / \ ) > ( / \ ) > ( | | ) > | | | | > | | | | > |_________________________|________|______________| > \ \ > \ \ > \ \ > \ \ (__) > \ \ (oo) / > /---\----\/ / > / | \ || * (__) / > * ||---\-\\ \ ( OO / > ~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/> > ~~ ~~ | \===/> > \\_____// | /______/ / > || | _________\\_\\_____/____________________ > /\------\ ~ ~ / > (oo) \ / > (--) * / > > Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking > > ______________________ > | |\ > | (__) | | > | (oo) | | > | \/ | | > | / \ \ | | > ///////// \_ \_/////// | > | | / | | (__) > | /++++++< | | _____(oo) > |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ > | * | \_\_ | | / | || > _______O)-----~---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____ > > cow-lliope in the circus parade > > * > \ > w \ w (__) > \\ /\ // (oo) > \\/ \// \/ > | | (__) >--( )--< > |(__)| (oo) / \ > \(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---< > //\/\\ <| |> v /\ v > || || \ \/ / | (oo) | > ||__|| |\/\/| \(~~)/ > /~~ ~~\ /----\ | | > / ======== \ / \ | | > / \ /* * * \ / \/ \ > |==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ | > \ / || || ~ / ~ > \ ======== / ~~ ~~ * > \ _____ / > Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus > > > (__) -'`- "Here's > (oo) ____________________ ( oo ~ mooing > /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you, > / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!" > * ||----| / ====================== | \___[' > ~~ ~ || || | || > Cowncillor his cowch |____|- > | | > ~ ~ > (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt > (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) > /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\ > / | || =================== || | \ > * ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| * > ~~ ~~ -- ~ ~ ~ ~ -- ~~ ~~ (__) > A game of cowntract bridge (oo) > / \/ ____________ > / \===~__| | > ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________| > (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | | > (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | | > /-------\/ ---------------------- I I~ ~ | | > / | || | \-/ | | | | > * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart > ~~ ~~ ---------------------- > Just a humble cownoisseur > > > (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) > (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) > \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) > \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ > \/ > a cownfluence > > _______ > (__( .-< | | | > (oo) | |___|___| > ___\/___| |\_____/| > | | | | | > | | | |_______| > >-' | | _ | _ | > *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| > / \ / | || |_______| (__) > / \ * ||----|| | | (++) > ~ ~ ~~ ~~ |_______| \/ > Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow > > _ > ________|@|________ > | POLICE BOX | __ > |---------------| (~\/~) \(:)/ > |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) > || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ > ||-----|| | | /| | /| | > ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ~ ||----|| > | ___ | | | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow > | _____ | (__) > || || (oo) --------- > || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > > || ||B-9 \ | --------- > ||_____||______\| > |_______|_______| > ---------------- > a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | > ( ----0 ---------------- > (___) _\/_ > |===| /oooo\---O > ________\_/ /oooooo\ > | | | /oooooooo\ > # ||______|| /oooooooooo\ > || || /____________\ > ~~ ~~ > RoboCow a Dalek Cow > > __________________ ___________________ ___________________ > /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\ > /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ > - - ------------------------ ------------------------- ------------------------- > \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/ > \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Ronald McDonald's Cows > > @ @ > @@@ @ > @@ @ > Pffii @@@@ @@ > ___________D @@@@@@ > |________ | _______ > (__) | / \ / > ( oo /~| | __ \ / > /\_|// | | / \ | | > _/____/__| | | | | | > | ___/-----------------_| (__) > | / \ \ \ `(oo) > | / \ | | |\/ > | | O | / / __ / > |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__) > \ / | o | \\\ _( )_ > ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____ > > Cow Express Suicidal Cow > > o _____________ > /\ / \ > [__] ( take off, eh! ) > __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/ > \/----///\ /-------\/ > */\______(xx) / | ||__| > ( ) * ||----| U > ~~ ~ > Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow > > > o o o o o o > o o o o o o o o o o > o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o > O ) ( ) ( ) ( > o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__) > (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o > /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/ > / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || > * ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry > > ___ > _/...\ *==\ ________________ > __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \ > /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | > / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ > * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ > ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | > || --+_+- || > Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- -- > | |_ | |_ > /\ |____| |____| > / O\ Santa Cows > / , \ > / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ > -/ , \- / |~ |~ \ > / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | > /, , \ / \ o| o| / > / O O \ / \ / > -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ > / O , \ / / . > / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. > / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. > / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. > ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. > ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || > || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ > Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Christmas Cowols > > O > O O O > O * > Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ > _____________________| |_____ /||o\ > /______________________________\ /|o|||\ > ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ > ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ > ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ > /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ > / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | | > * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo > oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo > > > |----------------------| /\ > | | /\ /\/ \ > | | / \/ / \/\ > | | / \ \ > | | ---------------------------- > |______________________| > \/ > |----------------------| o-@@ > |______________________| > Minimalist Dead Cow > ---------------------- > Mark Rothko Cow > /=`=~~~#&@~@&)|||><<><><> > \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#*** > (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**~~//?<>.+|@@@\/---___ > ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))( > /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$ > - - ------------------------------------------------ > (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow > ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | > /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________ > - - ------------------------------------------------ | (__) | > (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) | > ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ | > /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | > - - ------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| | > (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ~~ ~~ | > ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | > /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | > - - ------------------------------------------------ -------------------- > Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow > > > oo -- > \/ > > > cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow > > > II > ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ > ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) > |\ `v' \ + II (00) > | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\ > | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he ) > |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) > | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\ > \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ > (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- > (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II > II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- > > What cows think when people MOO at them > > > /\\ ~ (__) (__) > /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) > _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ > / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ > | /|I I| | ==== | | > ~/ |I I| | | | | > | |I I| /| _ \ / \ > | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ > | |_____| * || || \\ > ~ *~ ||_ ||_ (_) > > cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell. > > > (!!) _/\_ \_\ > !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) > !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ > !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| > * || || * || || * || || > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow > > > (__) (__) > (oo) (oo) > /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ > / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) > / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) > * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) > ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) > (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ~---------~ > || || || || > || || || || > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR" > > /\ > / \ __ ________ ------ > DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====| > MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| > \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |~~ *| > / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ > * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| > ~~ ///~~ \===/ ~~ ~~ > Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege > > > (__) > (oo) > /-------\/ # # > / | || \\ // > * ||----||\ \\ // > ~~ ~~ \ \ --- / > \ | | > | | | > | | | > | / \_/ \ (__) > | // \\ <--(xx)--#- > | // \\ /\ > ___________\|/___________ > Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party > > > ___--------___ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > / . . . \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > |\/ . (__) . \/| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~ > || . . (oo) . . || ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > |/\ . \/ . /\| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > \___ . . ___/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > --------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis > > > ___________________________ > | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__) > | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo) > _______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/ > | | | || > | _____ _____ | ||----|| > |___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo) > |___| |___| > Cow-pooling rollerscating cow > > __ o oo o > (__) \||/ > (__) (__) (___) > (__) (oo) (oo) (o o) > ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ / > ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O > | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---|| > ~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow > > ( ) > (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| ||| > (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O) > /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/ > / | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | ||| > * | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || ||| > ||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| > ~~ ~~ # # ~# # #~~# # ~~ ~~ > Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows > > > (__) (__) > / oo ______ / @@ ______ > | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ > | |___ | | | |___ | | > | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| > * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | > \ | |_____ | |_____ > \|________| *____/|________| > > CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter > > > > (__) (__) > / -- ______ / .\/. ______ > | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ > | |___ | | | |___ | | > | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| > | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | > | |_____ \ | |_____ > *____/|________| \|________| > > CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler > > > \\ \\ > \\ \\ > / \ / \ > / \ / \ > \ \ \ \ > \ \(__) \ \(__) > *--> (oo) *--> (oo) > / / \/ o / / \/ > / / / / > \ / o \ / > \ / \ / > // // > // o // > > B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run > > > ___ > / \ ( ) Happy > | \ |--| Mooosic! (__) > | | \ /__ (oo) > +----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) > |Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> > |___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ > | | | / / | ~~ / | || > o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ > Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow > > > (__) +=============================+ > (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | > ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | > __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) > / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) > |[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ > | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | > \ / \ / ------------------------------------ > --- --- > COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars > > __ _________ __ _________ > ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ > / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) > ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ > \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) > ( @ @ / ( (---) / > (_____/\____) (_____/\____) > o o > o o > o o > (__) (__) > /----(uu) /----(uu) > *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s > /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) > |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// > ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) > Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage > > > (__) o o * (__) > (oo) o o \ (OO) > /-------\/==o o \-------\/ > / | || ____ [] | || > * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| > ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ > Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started > the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. > > __// \__ |\__|\ > /~~~)~~/ ) ( \~~(~~~\ | 00 | > /( _( ~/ \~ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ > / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / > / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ > ( )/\ //\( ) ( ) > /\ // \ /\ | | > / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ -------- > * \( )/ * || || > \_ _// nn nn > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow after learning that > the vice president has a > (__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does > (oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) > \/ \/ \/ \/ (__, > (+o) > (__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\' > (oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ > \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o > == == -- > Cownting... This cow plays hockey > > > /. > moo /`'\ . > (__) MOO! ` / ./ \.. > (oo) / ../ .' \. > /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ > / | || ./ ./ ./ \ > * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \. > - - -------~~----~~----- .../ ../ ../ \ > \ / / / > Ech-cow (echo) > > ________________ (__) > ~__~ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! > (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// > /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____ > / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW > * ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES > ~~ ~~ O O o o / \-----/ \ > Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/ > > * . . , > . . * . . > . * > \ / , (__) , , > - * - ( . | > . / \ , . \/ . - - . > . / \\ , | > , * * / /\\ > . /\\ / . . > * . / \\ . . > _|_ , . , / , * > | . , . * , . . > . , . . . * . > > The Milky Way > > > \ / ________________________________ > \/ / \ > (__) /\ | At times likes these you | > (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | > _\/_ // O \________________________________/ > * ( ) // O > \ (\\ // o > \( \\ ) o (__) > ( \\ ) /\ (oo) > ___[\______/~~~~~~~\__/) o-)__ /\/\ > |\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/) > \|_______________//____________| \<>/ > ||| || //|| ||| > ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /~~~~~\ > || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU / > . . ( ~ ) __/______/ > '.'.` \_O_/ > COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow > > > (_ ~ - _) / ~ > ( - - | =s > O | * > | O \ \ - | > | \ | > - - | > > ) > Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. > > > (__) ---_ > (__) _______________* (oo) /| \ > (xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__) > \/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo) > * ------ ~~ \____ \/ > Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef) > > > (__) > (oo) > \/ \___/ > / / \\ (0 0) > / /\\ \ / > /\\ / v > / / \\ | > / <-------|-------> > / * | > |\ | > / | \ / __|__ > \\ \ \/ \/ > / \\ \ \/ \/ > / \\___\ \/ \/ > / \\ __|__ > / \\ \ / > / / / \\ |\ /| > / \\ | V | > / / \\ | | > / \\ | | > / \\ W W > \\ > ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing > =========================================== at Malibu wearing a > O) O) special cow bikini. > The dreaded cowtapult > > > (__) (___) ** ((__)) > (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo)) > (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\// > | \/ | ( /*) | | || || > | | || || | | |||----||| > (___) ~~~ ~~~ > Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an > FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake > > > (( _ _ (___) (__) > ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo) > _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ > /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \ > / ||____| \/~ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| * > * || | O O ~~ ~~ \/|(/)(/\(,,/ > ~~ ~ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. > "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations) > > > ______________________________________________________ > | | > _______ | | > / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | > / /(__) || | | > ________/ / |OO| || | | > | |-------|| | | > (| | -.|| |_______________________ | > | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ | > /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ > \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ > | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | > \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ > > "The Moo-vers are here!" > > > -- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__) > *--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) > - \------\/ \-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ > - - --- | | | // | // | // | || > - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----|| > oo oo ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > > Roller Cow Cows in polonaise > > > -------------/ > / > / > / > / > / > / (__) > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) > > \ / ____ > |\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/ > (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O | > /-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ / > / | ||__| / | || / | || \**/ > * ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| -- > ~~ ~ -- -- -- -- Milkael > Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev > > > (*) (*) > (__) ~ ~ (__) > (oo) | | | @(oo)@ > [..] | = | [..]@@ > \ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ > || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== || > || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || > ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| > |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| > | \ | | | | / | > = * = = = = * = > cows having candlelight dinner > > (___) > (o o) > ( ** ) __\_/__ > |e e| //~~*~~\ \___/ > \ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O) > OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ / > | * * * \ \ |=====| / O > /**************** * "|_____|" > // ************* | | | Cow exclaiming > || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow" > || || || || |_|_| > v| v| v| v| ~ ~ > Haute Cowture COWNT > > |\ > |[] |\ > (__) | |[] |\ > (--) | (__) | |[] |\ > * _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[] > | (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) | > | __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) | > \===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| > _|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / | > -//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------| > \_/ \_/ o |===========| | > - - ----------------- o |================| > Cowazaki COW-WARD o o > > > ______________________________ > / \ > ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) > \________________ ____________/ > ) ) () > (__) // ( ) > (__) (oo) / (___) ( __ ) > /(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo) > /-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/|||| > / | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || ||| > * ||----|| ~~ ||---,|| * * ||----|| | > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi > > (__) |====| > /--------------------/ (oo) \oo/ > / | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/ > * ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | || > ~~ ~~ \/ * ||----|| * ||----|| > ___/ ___/ ~~ ~~ > Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher > (with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) > > > /\ __ > {__} _[__]_ > (oo) /(oo)\ > /-------\/ /------@\/@ > / | + || / | |@@ > * ||----|| * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow > > _____ _________________ > / \ / \ > ( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) > \__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__) > ( ( ) ) >(==) > \\ // )__( /-\/-\ > \ (__) / (oo) /( )\ > (oo) \/-------* ~ ( ) ~ > /-------\/ || | \ ( ) > / | || ||----|| \ /----\ > * ||----|| vv vv / \ \ > ~~ ~~ ~ * ~ > COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga > > ~~ ~~ > O (___) || * ||----|| > | (o o) || \ | || > (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\ > |\/| O | || (oo) > | | | || ( ) > / v-' || >< > /==========| ( ) > // || (oo) > ,------._(__) || || /-------\/ > * | \ ( oo || || / | || > vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ > COWTOW Bi-cow molecule > > (__) (__) > () () _____| oo | |oo| > ()() / | /----|-|__|-| > (oo) / | / | || > /-------UU /____________| * ||----|| > / | || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > * ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up > ~~ ~~ as ghost as Frankenstein > Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween > > > (__) |\/| (__) > (oo) (oo) >(==) > __[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/ > / | || / | || / | || > * ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----|| > ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ > Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2) > (very handy) portable COW >